Do you know Christianese?

Do you know Christianese?

It’s the talk Christians speak
When they’ve been in a seat
At Church for some time you will see.
It is slow at the start
But it seeps in the heart
And soon they speak Christianese.

When the Bible you read
Begins to plant the seed
It grows and becomes part of you.
And on your knees you pray
For God to come and stay
Your walk with Him is doubly true.

If a friend’s at a loss
Speak please “Take up your cross”
“Put it in God’s hands” you can say
When he returns to start
“Serve Him with your whole heart.”
Encourage with words e’vry day.

When it happens be glad
It’s worthy to be had
Cuz we share a love in the Lord.
When we play and have fun
Spend time with loved ones
Our speak is one matter restored

Shoppers speak mallian
Bikers speak roadian
On-line gamers speak pixelnese.
Hunters speak Cabelan
Chess players speak Chessnan
On-line chatters speak chattenese.

But the one I prefer
Is the one that will stir
Glimpse of future utopian
While my stay on this earth
A good word has much worth
Christianese beats speaking Worldlian.